This epic is documented by Robyn Peterman and recounted by Audrey Lusk. Both of these All the Write Moves and The Facts of Midlife are exceptional writings of Robyn Peterman.
I need to trap the most over-the-top shrewd, most horrendously terrible awful buddy in my presence without really going him to debris. All in all, what’s a Vampyre to do? First off, enter an undead stunner show in ‘Oklahoma’ where the hair is jacked and the challengers are well proportioned and brainless. I am Venus. I’m a 200-year-old killing machine and I’m exchanging my knives and blade for a shimmering dress and a vulgar bathing suit. Small pieces of Lycra are not my common fight wear, yet when in Oklahoma furnished with a genuinely good disposition, two disputably hetero crazy old women, a lady I would need to kill under eight hours prior, and the conceivable love of my undead life, I am in a tight spot with this. I do not know what this will involve however that is never halted me.
I am advancing rapidly nothing is as it appeared not my past and in particular my future. With the not-really saintly Angels keeping a close eye on us and more butt paste, lipstick, and hairspray than I knew existed, I will take my destiny by the balls and wind.
In a race with death for the reviled life of the man, there was no leeway particularly when I cannot choose if I would prefer to head butt him or hop his provocative bones. Stirred up in a tangled snare of spotlights, sequins, and enchantment, I am gunning for a crown and my cheerfully ever after with the presumptuous alpha-opening who causes me to feel invigorated.
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